Posted on : 10-02-2010 | By : Giulia | In : Birds
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There’s a duck on my head. See it? Get it off!
Someone woke up grumpy today… and the poor duckling just wants affection… Ms. Owl over there doesn’t seem to care…

Now where could he be going? D’uh, stupid question! To the weekly elephants’ meeting, of course!
Posted on : 09-01-2010 | By : Giulia | In : Animal Jokes
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A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks:
“Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around:
“Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
Posted on : 08-01-2010 | By : Giulia | In : Animal Jokes
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An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him:
“Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering:
“Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”