“He’s dead, he’s dead!!!” Sometimes ferrets sleep so soundly that they seem to be dead. You can pick them up, shake them, pinch their toes, or thump them on the chest, and they hang from your hand as limp as rags, with their eyes closed. About the time you have run to the car on the way to the nearest emergency veterinary clinic, the ferret sleepily opens its eyes and looks innocently around, wondering what is going on.

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It’s nom nom time! I was so happy the other day that I could finally find some cherries to buy and I just couldn’t stop eating! LOL. I got so stuffed that at one point I was just nibbling on a cherry and though “God, I’ve turned into a hamster” Well here’s a collection 15 photos of adorable hamsters stuffing food! They look just like me, just tinier and with fur! haha

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A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut down because one worker couldn’t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
“Lady, I said to give each doll Two—–Test—–Tickles.”

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

How to annoy a dog: tell him that you feel like the house is a little too quiet and you decided to adopt a cat, then watch how he will never shut up…

9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”

8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.

7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.

1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.

This cat’s name is Tonto and it obviously has some serious issues with…its tail. Yea, quite understandable. I mean, who gave Tonto a tail and why? Couldn’t he/she see that it’s only getting in the way of things? Why does he need a tail? Now that’s just silly! Let’s watch Tonto trying to get rid of it!

Bless his little soul! Haha, this is one weird tiny sneezing bear… I think it caught a cold. Or maybe it has a serious allergy, because that sneezing is quite… uhm… intense, to put it like that. Anyway, very cute and funny, right?

Woooah! I wish I could do that! Uhm… no, better not, forget about it. But we must admit that this can be classified as some sort of special talent in the dog world, right?