Never underestimate the power of your new shampoo…
For those who are afraid of getting bald… here is a piece of advice: keep trying, there is a shampoo for you… Don’t believe me? Look again!
A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks: “Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around: “Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him: “Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering: “Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo!
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