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Weird Funny Dog Picture – Yoga?!?

April 5th, 2010 by Giulia


Weird Funny Dog Picture - Yoga?!?

Woooah! I wish I could do that! Uhm… no, better not, forget about it. But we must admit that this can be classified as some sort of special talent in the dog world, right?



Adorable Animal Taking a Bath – Funny Picture

April 4th, 2010 by Giulia


Adorable Animal Taking a Bath - Funny Picture

Awwww…look at that sweet face! So adorable! Now we have here the following:
- an animal;
- an adorable animal;
- an adorable and cute animal;
- an adorable, cute and clean animal.
Sweeeeeeet! :D



Funny Cat and Dog Picture

April 1st, 2010 by Giulia


Funny Cat and Dog Picture

O_O Hey, hey, puppy, get up! There’s a cat under your butt! You’re gonna suffocate it! Hmm… could it be revenge or just an innocent game between friends? Either way, the cat doesn’t seem to enjoy it.



Cute Baby Horse Picture

March 27th, 2010 by Giulia


Cute Baby Horse Picture

Look at this picture. Really, look at it. Look at the beautiful huge black calm eyes… And there’s that glow of cheerfulness, waiting for a treat! That’s right…that’s right…Some sweets are on the way… He’s just a baby after all, right? A sweet baby horse… :)



You Won’t Believe How Cute He Acts

March 26th, 2010 by Giulia





Sun Tanning Kangaroo

March 25th, 2010 by Giulia


Sun Tanning Kangaroo

photo by Vision~A i r y

What? You thought that he was sleeping? Maybe dozing off a bit in the sun, but even that with a purpose! Now who goes around stealing his sun? Can’t they see that the tanning is in the process and going well? Mr. Kangaroo got a little brownish…right? :D



Animals Singing

March 25th, 2010 by Giulia





Big Big Trouble – OMG NO!

March 24th, 2010 by Giulia


Big Big Trouble - OMG NO!

OMG! This isn’t happening! STOP! STOOOP I tell you! O__O



Dog Prayers

March 24th, 2010 by Giulia


Dog Prayers 1

 

Dear God,

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

Dear God,

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

 

Dog Prayers 2

 

Dear God,

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be that hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

 

Dear God,

If a dog barks his head off in the forest, and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

 

Dear God,

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

 

Dear God,

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
(No, dogs get a “Go Directly To Heaven” card. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect $200. Go directly to Heaven. – Vikar)

 

Dear God,

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

Dog prayers 3

 

Dear God,
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

 

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the smell.
3. The sofa is not a face towel.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
9. I will not throw up in the car.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
11. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
12. And God, when I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?

 

Sincerely,
The Dog

 




Frisndship e-Card with Kitties

March 23rd, 2010 by Giulia