It is said that the one who loves least controls the relationship… So I’m guessing the flamingo loves least, because the rooster makes a fool out of himself… It is also said that love is a serious mental disease. Need comments on it? But all in all, Janos Arany said that “In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.”
Never underestimate the power of your new shampoo…
For those who are afraid of getting bald… here is a piece of advice: keep trying, there is a shampoo for you… Don’t believe me? Look again!
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo!
“You’ll never know when I’ll be watching…”
Oh boy, this is creepy! Better behave. At least with Santa, if you don’t behave,
you get nothing… with this guy here you do get something if you don’t behave…
And it ain’t something good!
A burglar sneaks in a dark bar…(after hours) and goes right to the cash register. A voice calls out, “GOD IS WATCHING YOU”. He looks all around and sees nothing so returns to jimmying the cash drawer. Again, the voice says, “GOD IS WATCHING YOU”. The burglar looks around and finally sees a parrot in a cage and says, “Oh, Hi Polly. You startled me.” “Hey” said the parrot. “My name ain’t Polly. It’s John the Baptist.” The burglar snorted, “Who in the world named you John the Baptist?”. Parrot says, “The same guy who named that Rottweiler over there GOD!”
“I is hot…Humans throw garbage in my home…” Let’s stop polluting the waters…Earth is our home too…If for now we can do some things to hide ourselves from the effects of the global warming, some poor animals can’t…
“Yes, may I help you? Oh, sure, I love pictures!” And here is where this beautiful swan got, on FurryTalk Someone should send her this image, she’d be so proud, sharing it even with the ducks!