A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks: “Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around: “Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him: “Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering: “Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo!
“Come on already… We really have to go now…
You can nap some more later…”
I think that the doggy waited quite enough for his friend to come… Who’s stubborn, is stubborn and there’s no way to change that…so he’d better hit the road home alone!
“Jingle bells, jingle bells…tra la la la laaaa…
Boy, snow sure gets the spirit in me!”
Now isn’t it just wonderful that we all feel the Christmas spirit…?
Here it is… the 24th of December, a day that some of us look forward to the whole year. Especially children. But it is said that there is a child in all of us.
I hope that your tables are fool of hot steamy food, of good drinks and I hope that you have all your dear ones with you now.
Furry Talk and I wish you a very MERRY and SPECIAL Christmas, with health, joy, peace and love!!!
