Today I feel like a pretty princess, since it’s my birthday This guinea piggy is adorable, I’ve been waiting for this day to post it.

O_o No waaay, I showered this very morning! Can’t be “pffeowing” at me!

This cat has discovered something really bizzare… A screaming frog! It is probably a defense mechanism, but watch how when the menacing paw approaces, the frog producesand ear piercing sound…

Ahhh, finally, there’s our problem solver! This one’s for the ladies who are not so good with the car, from a technical point of view, because otherwise we all know that women are such careful drivers! Despite of what men try to make us believe… most accidents are made by them and they blame us… tzz…tzzz…shame on you guys! Anyway, now we have some help!

“Sup Dude?!You don’t deserve full attention for now, just half an eye… Come back later, when you have some real stuff going on, like some Kitty Kat boxes…”

Anyone has anything else to add to this? I think we have it all clear how the balance leans in this women-cats and men-dogs situations. LOL

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

This is not begging and this is no free show. You show shiny coins, we shows the dog. You give shiny coins, we let you pet the dog. For further negotiations of interests, ask the monkey.

This cat is obviously rehearsing her lesson for the Sunday school