
Now where could he be going? D’uh, stupid question! To the weekly elephants’ meeting, of course!
Posted on : 09-01-2010 | By : Giulia | In : Animal Jokes
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A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks:
“Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around:
“Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
Posted on : 08-01-2010 | By : Giulia | In : Animal Jokes
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An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him:
“Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering:
“Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”