Ah, I love giraffes! It is said that they are the most innocent animals of all, because if they stretch their neck long enough, they can whisper to God
A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks: “Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around: “Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him: “Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering: “Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”
