Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

” I are artists! ” Now just adorable is this!?! So pigs can get messed up and dirty not only in the mud…

” Nothing compares to showing off at the beach after such a drastic diet…” I hate to break her heart like that, but her diet didn’t seem to work…( pretty sure it’s a “her” )

” What are you looking at, weirdo?” Hasn’t this giraffe’s mum told her that in a community it’s all about manners…?

Two cows are in a field.
First Cow: “Do you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?”
Second Cow: “Nah, I’m a penguin.”

“- I love you, honeypie!
- I love you more, my fishy pancake!”
Isn’t love wonderful? And isn’t it wonderful especially because we can find it all around us, we only have to be able to see it…

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: “Let us prey.”

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

“Baxter, look! Loook , Baxter!”
Is this silly cute guy trying to impress the bored dog or just playing? Or maybe he’s training to compete at the Olympics?
We like him anyway, don’t we?

Fuzzy Dreams
Animals have their dreams too, and even nightmares…I’m sure that if you are the owner of a pet, you could notice that. They even make cute sounds or snore It all depends on their mood and worries, just like with humans.