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		<title>The Zebra and the Stallion [cute picture and funny joke]</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2011/06/the-zebra-and-the-stallion-cute-picture-and-funny-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 07:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1998 Darwin Award Winner Joke &amp; Funny Laughing Raccoon Picture</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/09/1998-darwin-award-winner-joke-funny-raccoon-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/09/1998-darwin-award-winner-joke-funny-raccoon-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[photo by AramWilliams Darwin award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing/injuring themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. This year winner was one of the few Darwin Award nominees to survive his award-winning accomplishment&#8230; In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke &#8211; Result: Grumpy Rabbit Picture</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/09/funny-joke-result-grumpy-rabbit-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/09/funny-joke-result-grumpy-rabbit-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[photo by Maria*PA Q. How are rabbits like calculators? A. They both multiply really fast.]]></description>
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		<title>Uh, That Tickles!!!  &#8211; Cute Picture and Hilarious Joke!</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/06/uh-that-tickles-cute-picture-and-hilarious-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/06/uh-that-tickles-cute-picture-and-hilarious-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.furrytalk.com/?p=2504</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[photo by jadedink A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made &#8220;Tickle Me Elmo&#8221; dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cat or the Husband Joke &#8211; Cute Picture</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/05/the-cat-or-the-husband-joke-cute-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/05/the-cat-or-the-husband-joke-cute-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 18:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;My husband said it was him or the cat&#8230; I miss him sometimes.&#8221; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Cat and Fish &#8211; Funny Joke and Picture</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/05/cat-and-fish-funny-joke-and-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/05/cat-and-fish-funny-joke-and-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 17:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked: “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dog and the Fox Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/01/the-dog-and-the-fox-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/01/the-dog-and-the-fox-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.furrytalk.com/?p=1614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks: &#8220;Hey dog, what&#8217;s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?&#8221; The dog replies, while desperately looking around: &#8220;Leave me alone now, if I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Amateurish Naturist and the Lice</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/01/the-amateurish-naturist-and-the-lice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2010/01/the-amateurish-naturist-and-the-lice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.furrytalk.com/?p=1641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him: &#8220;Lice, jump!&#8221; And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering: &#8220;Lice, jump!&#8221; The lice doesn&#8217;t move. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feline Physics Laws &#8211; Cat Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2009/11/feline-physics-laws-cat-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2009/11/feline-physics-laws-cat-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force &#8211; such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turtle Joker</title>
		<link>http://www.furrytalk.com/2009/10/turtle-joker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.furrytalk.com/2009/10/turtle-joker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Giulia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy asked his father: &#8220;Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?&#8221; Father replied: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know son, I&#8217;m still paying.&#8221;]]></description>
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