Parrot and Burglar Joke

Posted on : 15-10-2009 | By : Giulia | In : Animal Jokes

Tags: animals, Birds, burglars, colors, cute, funny, god, hilarious, humor, jokes, parrots, pictures, rottweilers

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Parrot and Burglar Joke

A burglar sneaks in a dark bar…(after hours) and goes right to the cash register. A voice calls out, “GOD IS WATCHING YOU”. He looks all around and sees nothing so returns to jimmying the cash drawer. Again, the voice says, “GOD IS WATCHING YOU”. The burglar looks around and finally sees a parrot in a cage and says, “Oh, Hi Polly. You startled me.” “Hey” said the parrot. “My name ain’t Polly. It’s John the Baptist.” The burglar snorted, “Who in the world named you John the Baptist?”. Parrot says, “The same guy who named that Rottweiler over there GOD!”

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Comments (4)

Darshan Pandit said on 19-10-2009
	Ha ha ha…very funnie!

Jim Jones said on 21-10-2009
	It’s good to start the day with a laugh, hahaha

Phoenix Montoya said on 23-06-2010
	Ha ha Good one! But I want the parrot. Simply adorable. Can I have him? ((

Giulia said on 23-06-2010
	Oh, Phoenix, I wish I could send a gift and give you this adorable birdy…

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