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Selling a Dog Joke

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Selling a Dog Joke

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”

Running Doggy Joke

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Running Doggy Joke

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog ?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !

Woodpecker Joke

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Woodpecker Joke

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A: A headbanger !

Preying Lions

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Preying Lions

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: “Let us prey.”

Turtle in a Tree

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Turtle in a Tree

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

Sleeping on the Guitar

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Sleeping on the Guitar

“All this practicing makes me so sleepy…”
Did it happen to you too? To study, practice something or read and fall asleep? Those are the best naps ever :)
This furry kitty here found the perfect resting place. She couldn’t cuddle better on any other musical instrument!

Acting Like a Wolf Suggestion

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Acting Like a Wolf Suggestion

“OMG Ginger, it’s a bear! Quick, act like a wolf”
Is this lovely dog with clear eyes having a panic attack or he’s just mocking his play friend, Ginger? He looks pretty serious, though.
Animal fear is nothing unusual, like animal disguise can be very common, also. But I’m not sure our friend here will be able to look like a wolf… :D

Desire to Explore

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Desire to Explore

“When I grows up, I goes exploring out of the bowl”
Now this tiny creature here is very well educated by his mommy…or owner. He’s too small to go out by himself, so he patiently waits to grow big and strong and become a…doctor? Which might be his aspirations?

Baby Goat and Dog

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Baby Goat and Dog

“Baxter, look! Loook , Baxter!”
Is this silly cute guy trying to impress the bored dog or just playing? Or maybe he’s training to compete at the Olympics?
We like him anyway, don’t we?

Furry Guy Sleeping

June 23rd, 2009 by Giulia


Furry Guy Sleeping

Fuzzy Dreams
Animals have their dreams too, and even nightmares…I’m sure that if you are the owner of a pet, you could notice that. They even make cute sounds or snore :D It all depends on their mood and worries, just like with humans.

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