July 3rd, 2009 by giulia
” OMG, have you read the morning news…?”
I sure hope it was good news, so it doesn’t get a ruined day by such info like infected veggies or a national carrot shortage!
July 3rd, 2009 by giulia
“- I love you, honeypie!
- I love you more, my fishy pancake!”
Isn’t love wonderful? And isn’t it wonderful especially because we can find it all around us, we only have to be able to see it…
July 3rd, 2009 by giulia
We want to play with you!
June 23rd, 2009 by giulia
A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
June 23rd, 2009 by giulia
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog ?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
June 23rd, 2009 by giulia
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A: A headbanger !
June 23rd, 2009 by giulia
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: “Let us prey.”
June 23rd, 2009 by giulia
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
